Taskmaster Bleeped

Taskmaster Bleeped is a TV show on 4Music. You can't censor the Taskmaster! Actually, yes you can... Family-friendly version of the BAFTA-winning comedy game show, with the naughty words taken out. The program has been available since 2024. A total of 36 episodes have been broadcast, most recently in June 2025.
Last broadcast:29/06/2025 at 19:00
Last episode
1:00:00


Taskmaster Bleeped
It's the penultimate episode of the series, and Patatas the cat is back! Fatiha El-Ghorri knocks down an egg-shaped Alex Horne. And who's the master of multi-tasking? (S19 Ep9/10)
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For the 12th time this series, Jason Mantzoukas chooses violence as the solution to a task. Fatiha El-Ghorri retches into a balloon. Stevie Martin relives a difficult memory. (S19 Ep8/10)


Rosie Ramsey reveals a talent for trotting. Mathew Baynton spectacularly forfeits any remaining dignity, and in a not-unrelated event, Alex Horne's shoes are doused in yoghurt. (S19 Ep7/10)


Poor Alex Horne is poked, chased and repeatedly dunked in the comics' pursuit of glory, while an unhinged Jason Mantzoukas causes havoc in the once-harmonious Taskmaster House. (S19 Ep6/10)


Jason Mantzoukas learns that lollipop ladies exist. Fatiha El-Ghorri tells a disturbing story about a goat. Alex Horne is compelled to join in with Mathew Baynton's ode to DIY. (S19 Ep5/10)


Greg Davies makes a regrettable promise involving his trousers. Alex Horne has trouser issues of his own thanks to Rosie Ramsey. Stevie Martin punches a mannequin in the groin. (S19 Ep4/10)


Fatiha El-Ghorri has concerns about aggressive waterfowl, while Rosie Ramsey goes flying, but it's Mathew Baynton crawling through a corridor that causes the largest commotion. (S19 Ep3/10)


In the always-awkward first team task of the series, Stevie Martin invents a new way for humans to move, while Fatiha El-Ghorri sweeps the Taskmaster garden with a small broom. (S19 Ep2/10)
Series 13
1:00:00


Comedy game show. Taskmaster Greg Davies delivers rough justice as Ardal O'Hanlon sings about a fence, Judi Love designs classy headgear, and Sophie Duker displays world-class endurance


Comedy game show. Chris Ramsey draws the line at dried spaghetti, the comics are shaken and stirred by a big tube, and Judi Love 'impresses' the Taskmaster with her life achievements


Comedy game show. Ardal O'Hanlon straddles a mannequin, Chris Ramsey takes a sausage to the nose, Sophie Duker asks a very good question, and Alex Horne displays a mastery of mimicry


The comics are baffled by high fives and a fish tank. Bridget Christie has a present for the Taskmaster, and Sophie Duker covers some keys in saliva.


Alex Horne is pelted with milk and gin, Bridget Christie has many questions about shoes, Judi Love is bewildered by bunting, and Ardal O'Hanlon looks a bit bereft


Emotions run high as Bridget Christie shoves a cuddly toy inside a traffic cone. Sophie Duker does a strange dinosaur impression. Plus: robots, and an impressive hose!


Ardal O'Hanlon makes some sheep, Chris Ramsey gets younger, Judi Love becomes a queen, Sophie Duker wets teabags, and Bridget Christie gets lost in a small field


Five celebrities enter Greg Davies' lair to begin a bitter battle for glory. Alex Horne invigilates while trying to avoid a barrage of fruit.
Series 12
1:00:00


In the grand final, there's chocolate gobbling, bizarre body movements and indecent proposals, but which plucky competitor will be declared champion? Edited for language. (S12 Ep10/10)


Scores are tight in the penultimate episode of the series. Can Alex Horne give Desiree Burch goosebumps? Plus: paint throwing, and enforced yawning. Edited for langauge. (S12 Ep9/10)


Desiree Burch draws on her face, Guz Khan endures a ball to the groin and Alan Davies loses an eye, as the quest to win Greg Davies' golden head heats up. Edited for language. (S12 Ep8/10)


Greg Davies tries to make sense of Morgana Robinson sliding a pole through a sponge. Alex Horne lends his considerable acting skills to a promotional film. Edited for language. (S12 Ep7/10)